Hottest Gay Celebrity Boyfriends

Celebrities always have what we want. An unlimited supply if Marc Jacobs, people giving us facials and doing our hair for us every morning, and quite possibly the hottest boyfriends of all time. Can’t they spare some of the good mean for the rest of us regular folk?!

I’ve been celibate for the past two days (and by that, I clearly mean I had my ass dumped), but in the case of these 7 celebrity boyfriends, I would gladly give up my gay sex dry spell!

7. Anderson Cooper’s boyfriend Benjamin Maisani
Although Anderson isn’t totally out of the closet, him and his boyfriend Benjamin are by no means going out of their way to hide their relationship. The pair are often seen around the streets of NYC, and have been spotted house-hunting a few times since the new year.

6. Clay Aiken’s boyfriend Reed Kelly
I don’t know how Clay Aiken of all people hooked a guy like Reed Kelly, but I’m sure it has to do something with his big bank account heart. Look at the way that boy can bend! I want to take him for a test drive.

5. Jim Parson’s fiancee Todd Spiewak
We’re not too sure what it is that Spiewak does, but he looks adorable while doing it! Every time the two are in public together, he always has the most genuine smile on. So cute!

4. Neil Patrick Harris’s husband David Burtka
I really don’t know who’s hotter, NPH or his hubby, but I do know that a threesome with them would bring to life a shit ton of wet dreams I’ve had.

3. Matthew Bomber’s husband Simon Halls
Matthew Bomber is another one who won’t admit he’s gay, but  has three adorable kids with his husband, who he’s been with for years. Did I mention his husband is a stone cold FOX?

2. Marc Jacob’s husband Lorenzo Martone
Speaking of an unlimited supply of Marc Jacobs, it makes sense that his hubby Lorenzo has the best wardrobe of everyone on this list. Hell-O! He’s married to Marc Jacobs! What else would you expect.

1. Adam Lambert’s boyfriend Sauli Koskinen
I’m assuming this is a new boyfriend considering I’ve never seen him before this week, but now that he’s around, I’m planning on stanning the fuck out of him. He. Is. A. BABE!!!!!