When I asked my friend Mark what he absolutely needs in his bedroom, he came back with “My bed.” Well, yes Mark, but if you want to get action, you need more than that! If I walked into a guys room and didn’t see the essentials for a good time, I’d walk right out of there! I’m not wasting my time if you haven’t even bothered to prepare the essentials.
THICK PILLOWS
Most people see pillows as something to lay their head on while they sleep. I see pillows as the building blocks to a sex jungle! You need thick pillows to prop you into positions you can’t get into yourself. Putting them behind your lower back or butt can make the difference between great gay sex and an average lay.
LUBE
As if you don’t already have this for your alone time. But don’t just get any lube… Get both a thick, water based lube for sex (it won’t disturb the condom if it’s water based), and a lube that you can use for massage oil to set the mood.
HOT MUSIC
No, I don’t want to listen to your ‘Britney: The Remixes’ CD while we’re fucking. I want to listen to 98 Degrees! I want to listen to Mariah! I want to listen to god damn Boys II Men! If you don’t have music to set the mood, then you’re leaving out the most powerful, and easiest, element to great sex.
A VIBRATOR
If you haven’t tried a vibrator during sex yet, then you’re not doing your job as a gay. They’re not just for women! When we’re about to reach the big moment, a vibrator can make the difference between cumming and Meg Ryaning.
There are some necessary bedroom essentials that every guy should have. If you don’t at least own these key elements to a good hook up, then do everyone a favor and don’t bring dates home until you have them!
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