Is The Male Vibrator Better Than Viagra?

No, that’s not a picture of Ikea’s new line of salad tongs. It’s actually a sex toy. For men. Really. They expect you to put this thing on your dick. And like it. If you’re anything like me, your only thought right now is “…What?”

It’s a vibrator that’s used for blood stimulation in the penis. You hold it on your dick as if the blue parts are pinching it– one dot on the top, and one on the bottom. When you turn it on, it vibrates your little fella so the blood flows more to it, and you have a harder erection. Once all the blood’s down there, it’s basically used as any other sex toy– It moves you around, makes you feel good, and eventually gets you off.

Now I know there’s not a giant selection of gay guys in the world, so I shouldn’t be picky when something wants to get me off, but to be quite honest, the look of this thing freaks me out. But when I heard that it’s the invention that’s going to replace Viagra, it perked my interest!

Apparently the amount of blood flow that Viagra gets to your southern region is almost half of what this vibrator does. Not to mention it doesn’t have the side effects of taking the little blue pill, and you don’t have to take the embarrassing trip to the doctors office every time you need a refill.

If they’re saying this thing can help my gay sex life when I’m lucky enough to get a date, and it can get me off when I don’t have anyone else to do it for me, you know I’ll be a fan! So I did what any other curious gay would do– I bought one and tried it out!

Now it’s not much as a sex toy, but if you’re using it to give you a hard on, then you’ve found your savior. Use this for a few, throw on a cock ring, and you’re in for the ride of your life! But my suggestion? Skip the $200+ this will cost you and just buy two female vibrators. You can put them in the same place as this weird looking gadget and it will save you around $150. Thrifty and hard? Now that’s a good combination!