Some guys have seen every type of penis there is. Different shapes, sizes, colors, etc. Not one is ever going to be the exact same as the other.

On the other hand, there are those gay men who are on the timid side and can’t count the amount of cocks they’ve seen on one hand.

Bottom line, it’s important to know what’s out there in the dick department, so here is a list of the top ten penis types you’ll find when gay dating:

1. The Jalapeno Pepper: This curving cock makes a sharp turn. Whether it’s signaling left or right, it’s somehow still headed in your direction.

2. Thumbkin: Small, but remarkably useful. LIke the saying says, “the size of the boat doesn’t matter, it’s the motion of the ocean.”

3. The Horse Dick: It almost hangs down to the ground and just like when you’re riding a horse, you have to be brave and relaxed to ride it.

4. The Dumbbell: The weight is stacked at the end and this guy is constantly raising the bar.

5. The Pyramid: Wide at the base, but ends in a peak. If you’re ready to climb, it’s going to be a hike, but then pay off in the end will be appreciated.

6. The pencil dick: Skinny and long, but not small. This is going to be something to write home about.

7. The Tuna Can: This dick is almost as wide as it is long. Don’t be afraid, it’s girth is what makes it good.

8. The Super Grower: At first glance it fools you into thinking it’s like an average snake in the grass. But then, you take a good look and you realize it is the garden hose.

9. The Uncut: Just like the uncut bonus features on your favorite DVD, this one also has extra bonuses.

10. The Hot Dog: This one is not too big, it’s not too small. It’s the standard size and it fits perfectly in all different kinds of ovens.

No that you have a good and concrete idea of the types of dicks there are out there you will never be thrown a curve ball in the bedroom.

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